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Wednesday 3 February 2016

14 January 2016 – Isla del Sol

The lack of earplugs last night has only worked partially.  Between us and the neighbouring building, there is a laneway that provides access to another hotel.  The neighbours also have a couple of dogs that bark furiously whenever someone walks down the lane to access the hotel.  Otherwise, it was quiet.

We’re up early, braving the electric shower with exposed wires, breakfasted and off to the foreshore to buy tickets for our trip to Isla del Sol.  As promised, there’s tickets available for the boat.  The boat itself doesn’t quite live up to promises made by the brochure and the lady yesterday, but it’s not bad.  At least it doesn’t look to be in any danger of imminent sinking.

We’re relatively late getting onto the boat, so we can’t sit together.  Andrea sits beside a young Brazilian couple.  I sit beside an older Bolivian couple.  He “manspreads” to ensure I have only ¾ of a seat.  Nice.

The boat makes the slowest trip to Island possible.  Although the trip is scenic, it still becomes tedious.  We can see the Isla del Sol from a long way off.  It appears to be covered in terracing and as we get closer, we can see ruins of house-like structures.  The snow-capped mountains in the distance present a spectacular backdrop to the whole scene.  For rainy season, we seem to be lucky – it’s a beautiful day.  There’s clouds about, but certainly plenty of sun too.

On arrival at the northern end of the island, each boat scores an optional guide.  He takes us to a crappy museum to start with – 10 BOB’s to get in, but includes access to the north-western end of the island, to which we must hike if we want to see the temple, which of course we do.

After the museum, we walk down to the beach (full of camping hippies), he asks for his 10 BOB’s per person to be the guide – the crowd has thinned remarkably.  Everyone is slow to step up, so I prompt Andrea to make the first move, which in turn prompts others to follow.

During hike to the temple, the guide is quite entertaining but occasionally bullshits.  He talks about 400 year old eucalyptus trees and notes that they came from Australia!  One can do the maths and figure out that the trees are NOT 400 years old!

As we gain a little elevation during our hike, the views, both of the island and the mountains in the distance, are only improving.  It’s just a shame about the hippies cluttering it up.  And the rubbish.

We arrive at the end of the island and see the birthplace of the sun and the moon.  We hear lots about the “energy” of the place.  Sadly, I have to head back early as I’ve absorbed lots of the energy – I need the bathroom.  When I ask if there is a bathroom in the area, I’m told I can’t urinate anywhere, as it is a sacred place.  Bah.

After a slow and careful walk, I make it back safely.  For 2 Bolivianos, I’m given 6 (six) sheets of toilet paper at the bathroom entrance and perform Jesus-like miracles with it.  I make a mental note to ensure that I always have my own person supply with me in the future, and paste it over the top of the previous mental note regarding the same issue.  I’ll learn, eventually.

I wait for the girls, who turn up 15 minutes later, some 5-10 minutes before the boat is scheduled to leave.  We are more fortunate than some of the stragglers…  It turns out that the company has a fleet of boats during the day, so no-one is left behind.

The boat meanders back to the centre of the Island.  We get an hour here to visit more ruins or have something to eat.  We choose food, but miss the better places for one on the beach that is quite rustic.  Afterwards, we head to one of the better ones for something tastier.  A dodgy pizza is the result.  We catch up with our new Brazilian friends from the boat.

Back on the boat, we continue to dawdle back to Copacabana.  We’ve only had a short time on the island, largely due to the slow boat.  On the boat, Alma chats to a Uruguayan lady.  Turns out she has an Australian husband.  Get off boat and chat to them, plus their twin daughters, who look about Alma’s age, but as a result we miss saying goodbye to Brazilians.

After a bit of rest, we track down Josiel and Soraya in the hotel and ask if they want to have dinner with us.  We go to an Italian restaurant down the road.  It’s a tiny place, tiny menu but lovely food (pasta).  Back to hotel, Andrea has a moderately warm cup of tea, then we’re off to bed.

Alma, out with the twins (who are actually 27), is told to be back at 11.  Turns up at 12pm.  Can’t understand why we’re upset.  She has forgotten to adjust her clock (phone), despite a conversation about it earlier.  Muppet.

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